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THREE updates for me to catch p on …….all of them TOTALLY ACE, especially …..

 Sid looks at his newly found daughter who he had first friended on Facebook. Where she had insisted that she was his daughter, Sid had first waved this motion aside until Sasha had taken it upon herself to send a countless number of messages to his Facebook inbox, as well as finding him on Twitter which Sid only used as a virtual way of seeing his patients. Sasha had even faked illness to see him at the hospital so after a month of Sasha stalking him Sid had agreed to see her.

 Sasha, “Hey is this about eating you favourite cereal? Because that was Dex.”

Sid, “No its not but that is just greedy of him to do that. I only brought him that cereal to teach him what the different hospital tools looked like, before he started his internship at the hospital. I didn’t expect him to gobble the whole box down.”

Sasha, “What’s wrong then?”

Sid, “I have lost my stethoscope.”

Sasha starts to giggle.

Sid, “Now tell me have you and Xavier taken to playing doctors and nurses with it in your bedroom?”

 Sid, “Who’s Marty?”

Sasha, “Oh have you got a new little friend?”

Dex, “Marty is my robot I have been building.”

Sid sighs.

Sid, “I know I am probably going to regret asking this but how and why have you been building a robot Dex?”

Dex, “Well it all started about this time last year after I come to the realization of the fact that the man of my dreams was in fact a werewolf.”

 Sid, “I wonder what he is doing with my stethoscope.”

Sasha, “Do you really want to know?”

Sid, “Now to come to think of it no I don’t makes me shudder to even think about it.”

Just then there is loud yelp of utter delight coming from Dex’s room.

Dex, “IT’S ALIVE, MARTY’S ALIVE.”

 Elijah watched as she seductively slid her blue police shirt slowly down her body. She then unbuckled her black trousers and let them slide down her legs slowly taking a step out of her trousers Watson turned giving him the eye as she quickly removed her bra and underwear.. Elijah smiled back nervously praying to God he wasn’t going to lose control again.

Watson, “Well are your hands of magic ready to give me utter bliss?”

Elijah smiles at her as she crawls slowly against the bed covers.

Watson, “Oh come on Elijah don’t go all shy on me.”

Elijah, “Your naked.”

Watson, “Yes I am I’m just too tired to get into my pyjamas.Now hurry it up with that massage.”

Elijah dashes into the bathroom to collect some massage oils he is getting more and more nervous as he glances down at his sliver robot hand that Sid had cursed him with on that fateful night a year ago when he was being a scary cat.

 Elijah, “It would seem I can’t let go.”

Watson, “What do you mean? Just lift your hand away from my shoulder.”

Elijah, “Oh it sounds so simple when you say it like that.”

Watson, “OWWWWWWWWWWW I thought your hand was back to normal now since Sid operated on it?”

Elijah, “Er I have a confession about that. Its a funny story really you know that night Sid fixed my hand?”

Watson moans with pain.

 Watson, “Oh I don’t know I was thinking we could catch the bus.”

Elijah, “Oh I never thought of that.”

Watson rolls her eyes.

Watson, “Now I’m not too sure here but have you ever heard of a thing called a ambulance? We could give that a go.”

 Ruby, “I have the chance to appear in a modelling fashion show.”

Casey, “That’s great Rubes.”

Ruby, “Only thing is I need to find someone to come as my modelling partner.”

Casey, “Oh well that wont be me no way, Heath would you like to go and do some modelling with Ruby?”

Heath is too busy barking with excitement to hear the question as he watches Indi walk over to them.

Indi, “Aww my boyfriend is glad to see me.”

Ruby, “Who do I take Cas?”

Casey, “Errrrrrrrrrr MMMM………”

Indi, “How about Charlie? She’s pretty.”

Ruby, “Yeah Charlie, now to come to think of it she does look like a model.”

 Charlie, “Because I’m no model, no sorry modelling isn’t for me. Plus I don’t have anything sexy enough to wear do I Brax? Brax?”

Ruby, “Where’s his gone did you see him go Case?”

Casey, “Nope.”

Charlie, “Oh my God his left me.”

Brax then reappears in the doorway of the lounge holding up several mouth watering and some very revealing skimpy binkies and tops.

Charlie, “Brax take my clothes back upstairs.”

Ruby, “WOOOOOOO let’s have a fashion show, Charlie go on.”

Charlie, “Go on with what?”

Brax, “Model for us babe.”

Casey, “OH YES GO ON PLEASE.”

Brax and Ruby turn to glare at Casey.

Ruby, “Hey behave that’s my Mother.”

Brax, “Yeah behave that’s my……errrr…easily manipulated girlfriend there.”

Charlie, “Hey.”

 Charlie places her hands on her hips as she swishes her long brown hair back. Just like most of the women did in those hair shampoo adverts on tv. Then very slowly she stretches one of her long legs out from behind the armchair.

 Miles, “Quiet little man don’t be so noi…………………”

Miles chokes on his ice cream as he sees a very sexy and sweaty looking Charlie wearing her black bikini sitting in his armchair.

Bam- Bam, “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRETTY.”

Charlie blushes as she looks back at Brax, Casey, Ruby and now Miles as they all watch her in awe.

Charlie, “You know what that was kind of fun I’m coming with you Rubes. Hey what do you think of the name as Esther Anderson for a modelling name does that sound sexy enough? I have always liked the name Esther for some reason.

 Dex, “Yes Roo would be very impressed.”

Sid, “Roo and I are just good friends Dex. And the reason I’m trying to get a six pack has nothing to do with her.”

Dex, “Then your not trying to get a well toned body like Heath then?”

Sid, “No.”

Dex, “Listen Dad it’s not your fault that Marilyn went all gaga over Heath just like the rest of us.”

Just then Sid’s pager starts to beep.

Dex, “WOW what is Dad? Has someone get mulled by a tiger or is it someone with their head stuck in a bucket? Or do they have coco coco pops stuck in their ears?” Or…………”

Sid, “It just says emergency let’s go.”

Dex, “Right you are Batman lead the way.”

Sid sighs.

Sid, “Ok boy wonder lets go.”

 Watson, “Oh didn’t you ask our good Lord to take your pain away?”

Elijah, “Yes I did.”

Watson, “And what did he say?”

Elijah, “Nothing he was too busy laughing at me to listen.”

 Dex, “Hey Dad? Errr Dr Walker?”

Sid, “Yes Nurse Walker?”

Dex, “Why has Elijah got Marty hand? I just knew he was missing something.”

Watson, “Marty who’s Marty?”

Sid causally says like it is the most normal thing in the world.

Sid, “Dex’s robot.”

Everyone takes one look at Dex and quickly just accepts it as the most normal thing in the world for Dex to have.

 Indi, “Well of course it is. Who else would have a sign on their door saying genius at work.”

 Heath, “Well I guess its just me you two losers wait………”

Marty, “STOP WHERE YOU ARE.”

Heath just stares ahead not quite believing what he is seeing.

Heath, “What the hell, Why is there a talking tin can in your brothers room?”

Marty, “I AM NO TIN CAN I AM A HIGHLY INTELLIGENT DROID/ROBOT, SENT FROM THE FUTURE TO STOP THE INMPENDING DOOM OF THE HUMANS. PLUS I DO DOMETIC CHORES ROUND THE HOUSE AND SCHOOL HOMEWORK.

Heath takes a step into the room.

Marty, “STOP YOU ARE NOT AUTHORISED TO ENTER. ONLY THE ONE NAMED DEX THE GENIUS WALKER CAN ENTER. ALSO SOME GUY NAMED SID TO COLLECT DRITY LAUNDRY.

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