CaptainHulk

Tane, Theo. You're both idiots. * drop* This month I've seen enough soap characters put their heads in a noose and was Palmer really fit to drive Lyrik home? Dude looked a wee bit... "merry".

I doubt Leah and Dimitrii made up and things would have been awkward... but yeah, Chris and Alex and the parents should have at least sent something!

It's only been a year since all that bullsh... so she would be 17.

It's not a wedding without some right old drama, is it? Palmer did them a great service. No shortage of background and foreground talent at that event, eh@, lads? The old "I can't walk you down the ailse"... Cliche but effective. No rain but pouring with Theo and Valerie...

Back end of 1999/start of 2000 with Jesse's exit or the buildup. I wanna see that standoff with Him and Joel, who already has the gun drawn.

Another eye rolling cliffhanger even blind Freddie could seen coming.

Leah, you should know that Justin would be 5 steps ahead of you trying to find out plans!

Stevie had me rolling my eyes. May as well wear a T-shirt saying "Hi Mr Stalker, I'm in Summer Bay with Lyrik's Remi Carter!" *Kim Fox impression* "Do me a Fayvah!"

It just seemed pointless.

I put nothing past the producers but it's serve Levi right... HE'D need a doctor

Oh Dear, Oh Dear... Imogen face to face with the other Woman, Mac, Who is no doubt thinking "I picked the wrong day to wear white trousers!"

The only redeeming things about the 1995 Season of Neighbours were Future legends Lance and Toadie making their debuts and Anne Haddy getting to work with real-life Husband James Condon again, if only for a short time, only he wasn't a baddie this time

Cheaters always have a book of about 1001 excuses to cover their arses lol.

I can act crazy/mellow enough to fool Valerie ("I was merely drunk") but I risk getting murdered if I'm rumbled

You're Screwed Now, Doc! Well, at gunpoint, I'd probably choose Mac over Bree (That's only after the person *refused* to shoot me lol)

Palmer's always been a bit two-faced lol

And oof... That's one in the Goolies for John!

I remember your review ripped on the runaway horse bit

These muppets don't do the research and it's quite often facepalm-worthy. "Gordon Bennett, What piffle!"

You got me on Theo and Les Soeurs Matheson.

^ This town ain't healed anyone in years!

In true soap fashion they'd be making confetti out of each other's clothes had they started lol John: Cut! Cut! Cut! Don't make me get the hose!

Palmer on form as ever and didn't do a bad job. Alf was hilarious. Dr Liar... ugh.

I could just imagine Palmer asking Alf to take part in that experiment then be asked "What part of No he didn't flamin' understand; the N or the O?"

At least it wasn't an Ailsa case where she actively tried to smother Duncan but we have little info as is.